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Author Topic: IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING TO YOU..............................  (Read 1605 times)

benny

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IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING TO YOU..............................
« on: September 26, 2008, 06:55:44 AM »
Imagine this happening to you...


One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000
member congregation was surprised
to see two men enter, both covered from
head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns.

One of the men proclaimed,
'Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are.'



Immediately, the choir fled...

the deacons fled...



and most of the congregation fled....

Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.

The man who had spoken took off his hood...


He then looked at the preacher

And said 'Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the

hypocrites...
Now you may begin your service.
Have a niceday!'

And the two men turned and walked out.

TOO DEEP TO NOT PASS ON ...

*Funny how simple it is for people to trash God .


and then wonder why the world is in the
condition it is today....


*Funny how we believe what the newspapers say...


but question what the Bible says...


*Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven...


provided they do not have to believe, think,
say, or do anything the Bible says.

or is it scary?


*Funny how someone can say 'I believe in God'...


but still Follow Satan (who, by the way,
also 'believes'in God).

*Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes'
through e-mail and they spread like wildfire...


but when you start sending messages regarding
the Lord, you think twice about sharing.


*Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and
obscene pass freely through cyberspace...


but the public discussion of Jesus is
suppressed in the school and work place.

*Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be
so fired up for Christ on Sunday.


but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.


Are you laughing?



*Funny how when you go to forward this
message...you will not send it to many on your address
list because you're not sure what they believe...

or what they will think of you for sending it.

*Funny how I can be more worried about
what other people think of me...

... than what God thinks of me.



Are you thinking?

Will you share this with people you care about?


Or not?

May the Lord bless you and keep you,

May the Lord make His face to shine upon you,

And be gracious to you;

May the Lord lift up His favour upon you

And give you His peace