Author Topic: BEHOLD I AM COMING SOON  (Read 2546 times)

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« on: August 15, 2008, 11:00:41 AM »
A young seminary student was to preach to a congregation as part of his practical exam. Upon mounting the rostrum he found out that his sermon notes were missing. He only recalled his topic, which says "Behold, I am coming soon". he kept repeating the topic as he searched through his bible for the notes. In a desperate bid, he knocked down the pulpit which then crashed on an old lady seated in the front row. When he apologized to her she said, "It is my fault because you warned me three times that you were coming soon".  :laugh: