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Joke: Husbands For Sale!
« on: April 15, 2010, 09:44:07 PM »
A store that sells husbands has just opened in the city, where a  woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the  entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the  store ONLY ONCE !
  There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the  shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . you may  choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a  floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
  So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.  On the first  floor the sign on the door reads:
 Floor 1 - These men have jobs and  love the Lord.
  The second floor sign reads:
 Floor 2 -  These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love  kids.
  The third  floor sign reads:
 Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
  "Wow," she  thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
  She goes to the fourth  floor and sign reads:
 Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,  love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the  housework.
  "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand  it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
 Floor 5   - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead  gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
  She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth   floor and the sign   reads:
 Floor 6 -  You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this  floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to  please.
  Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch  your step as you exit   the building, and have a nice  day!

Over to you sisters, would you have stop before the sixty floor?  8)
A fool has said in his heart, there is no God! I refuse to be a fool ;)

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Re: Joke: Husbands For Sale!
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2010, 07:44:05 AM »
Well, you can't pour all the blame on that poor spinster, i guess she was looking for a sign that said.

 "These men have jobs, love the Lord, are madly in love with their Wives, love the kids, are drop- dead  gorgeous, help with the housework, have a strong romantic streak, have enough money to last a life time, don't side with their mothers against their wives, don't let their sister boss their wives around,  don't listen to side talks and gossips about their wives...etc

I guess she was just checking the next floor to see if it gets better with each floor.