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Joke: Marriage Expiry Date!
« on: April 07, 2010, 11:17:30 AM »
Wife:         'What are you doing?'   
Husband:     Nothing.   
Wife:         'Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'   
Husband:     'I was looking for the expiry date.'  :D
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Re: Joke: Marriage Expiry Date!
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 01:09:55 PM »
Was that guy sleeping when he promised to love the wife till death do them part. ;) He must be a joker
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Re: Joke: Marriage Expiry Date!
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2010, 03:07:13 PM »
Some folks believe that the marriage certificate should carry an expiry date. One guy actually suggested that it should be renewable like a driver's license. People are funny.
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Re: Joke: Marriage Expiry Date!
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2010, 03:20:40 PM »
lol that is funny
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