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Offline Tony

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Joke: What A Cheerful Giver?
« on: May 11, 2010, 07:58:06 AM »
The crumbling, old church building needed remodeling, so the preacher   made an impassioned appeal, looking directly at the richest man in town.   At the end of the message, the rich man stood up and announced,   "Pastor, I will contribute $1,000."

Just then, plaster fell from the   ceiling and struck the rich man on the shoulder. He promptly stood again   and shouted, "Pastor, I will increase my donation to $5,000." Before he   could sit back down, plaster fell on him again, and again he virtually   screamed, "Pastor, I will double my last pledge."

He sat down, and an   larger chunk of plaster fell hitting him on the head. He stood once more   and hollered, "Pastor, I will give $20,000!"

This prompted a deacon to   shout, "Hit him again, Lord! Hit him again!"  :laugh:

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Re: Joke: What A Cheerful Giver?
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 03:24:13 PM »
 :laugh: That's so funny. But the bro could have relocated. lol
A fool has said in his heart, there is no God! I refuse to be a fool ;)

 

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