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Author Topic: Joke: Why Jesus is a better computer user.  (Read 5195 times)

Offline brotee

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Joke: Why Jesus is a better computer user.
« on: April 16, 2010, 07:49:12 PM »
One day Satan and Jesus were arguing over who was better at the  computer. So God decided to have a competition where they were to create  do some serious computer works, programming, word-processing, graphics, spreadsheets etc.
 
  When the competition was about to end, a lightning storm came up unexpectedly. That caused an unexpected power outage. When light was restored, after rebooting their systems, Satan cried out,  "It's gone! All my work gone!" Meanwhile Jesus simply settled down and started printing all his  stuff.
 
  Satan cried out again, "How, how is he doing that!" And an angel who was standing as an observer answers him with two words, "Jesus Saves."
A fool has said in his heart, there is no God! I refuse to be a fool ;)

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Re: Joke: Why Jesus is a better computer user.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 02:08:40 PM »
Jesus Saves. You can say that again ;-)

 

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