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Smart Kids, Smart Answers
« on: September 02, 2008, 07:27:50 AM »
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TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:      Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:      Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:        You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:   H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:   Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:    Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:       Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:   Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:       I is..
TEACHER:   No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:       All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'   
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:   Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:     No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:  Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :    No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:    A teacher
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Re: Smart Kids, Smart Answers
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 04:10:00 AM »
 :laugh:,

This is more hilarious than I thought.

Thanks for sharing. But I hope kids will not try some of these statements to their teachers,
in actual, because the teacher might not find it funny while try to impart knowledge.

Cheers.

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Re: Smart Kids, Smart Answers
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 08:35:03 AM »
@NobleRose
I think I read somewhere that those were real answers given to questions in real classrooms. They were not fiction.

what will you say about this:

Creditor: Hello, is your dad at home?

Kid: No, he is hiding under the bed and he told me to tell everyone that he is not at home.

The father had instructed the kid to answer No. I guess he obeyed, quite all right. The man shouldn't have ask a child to tell lies. It was too much confusion to the boy's mind. So he told the truth.
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